{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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