{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do Java programmers wear glasses?","punchline":"Because they don't C#.","id":34}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?","punchline":"Inheritance.","id":371}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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