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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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Verity Anne Simmons is an Australian rules footballer and former netball player. She currently plays for West Coast in the AFL Women's (AFLW). Verity was delisted at the end of the 2024 season and recruited by the NSW Swifts for the 2025 season of Suncorp Super Netball. In netball, she played 159 national league games for the West Coast Fever and Queensland Firebirds between 2012 and 2023. She also earnt three caps for the Australian national team.
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